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Name a Cloud For the low, low price of $10US, I will name a cloud after you or anybody you choose. 10% off on valentines day or other major holidays, real or made up. I give my word that I will go outside, find a cloud, and christen it you have requrested. For an additional $10US plus postage, I will mail you a certificate made with a crappy computer printer and crayons detailing the details of the cloud christening, and with a drawing of what the cloud would look like if a five year old drew it. Makes a very romantic gift for your ho. Phil